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Some folks just get on my nerves

Ok, two folks pissing me off today.

First, Mainstream Iowan accuses ‘Ted Lamont’ of buying the Democratic Senate primary in CT. I’m not sure who this Ted Lamont fellow is (Ned’s twin brother, perhaps?) but in no way did any Lamont buy the election. From May 1st to July 19th, Joe Lieberman spent at least $12 million dollars in the primary race. Lamont spent around $4.5 million. Lieberman almost tripled him in cash spent and Lamont still won. The rich liberals bought this election my ass…

Second, State 29 who advances the racial and religious profiling options to increase airport security. Civil liberties don’t mean anything if they aren’t being violated, I always say.

WTF Moment of the Day: The Pimp Tax

We haven’t done one of these in a while, but thank you Chuck Grassley for bringing us a new one:

“Iowa Senator Charles Grassley has proposed a new way of cracking down on the sex trade. Some are calling it the “pimp tax.” Grassley and other members of his Senate Finance Committee have endorsed a bill that sets up a new division in the Internal Revenue Service to go after pimps who fail to pay taxes on their profits from “employees” who get paid for sex.

Grassley says there are “business people” in the “underworld of sex enslavement” who are making a buck and the I-R-S could help put them out of business. “Law enforcement people worked for decades to get Al Capone and couldn’t get anything on him,” Grassley says. “The only thing that sent him to prison was the IRS going after him.” Under current law, the I-R-S must prove that a pimp — or prostitute — earned income from the sex trade in order to prosecute.”

This is finally a tax increase the Republicans will vote for. And it is good to see that Grassley has his priorities focused on an industry that needs a lot more financial regulations (and that is already illegal for the most part, but I’m sure that’s beside the point).

I’m curious though, does the pimp tax apply to Congressional Pimps like Jimmy The Hustler?

Put anything in their face and they’ll believe it: A story of a blogospheric wingnut

It has been a few months since I started a ‘blogwar’ for criticzing a righty-blogger who doesn’t like to hear it, but I have to today. Evidently, Mainstream Iowan believes the retarded claims coming out of Rick Santorum’s (R-PA) mouth. Yesterday, he and Rep. Pete Hoekstra had a press conference to announce…THEY HAD FOUND WMD. OOOH. AHHH. Ahem, except, the report was bunk and the DoD even said so.

Think Progress has been all over the story and documents Santorum’s original claim here, and then follows up with his dismissal of the Defense Dept. denial (these are “not the WMD’s for which this country went to war”) because he didn’t hear it with his own ears.

Mainstream Iowa has a problem of believing anything reported on Fox News or any other conservative outlet, and the minute someone calls him on it he freaks out. Whatever. Santorum and Hoekstra’s claims are blatantly false, and Mainstream Iowan should retract them in a subsequent post.

Missouri Fundamentalism

Well, as if some kind of divine sign that my last entry–that Americans don’t know the first amendment of the Constitution–was right on target, Missouri state lawmakers (of course, I’m assuming they’re not all this stupid) have introduced a bill to make Christianity the state’s official religion.

No, you’re not reading that wrong. The bill affirms Christianity as the majority religion, that a Christian God exists, etc. I’m impressed. This kind of idiocy–blatant, unapologetic stupidity–doesn’t come around very often. Take a moment to sit back and savour it.

Now, of course, I’m not gonna bite this hook–I’ll give State Rep. David Sater enough benefit of the doubt to know this will never pass, much less get a chance to see it’s way through the court system.

Yet I’m still really pissed. The sheer audacity of the bill is bad enough, but I mean, it’s really, really a waste of taxpayer money. I’ve been to Missouri, and I’ll be honest, they’ve got stuff they should be doing. But all in all, what is Rep. Sater thinking? Does the man really think this should be passed? ProgressiveU got it right when they asked, “Are we becoming a theocracy? Missouri leads the way!” Who needs religious intolerance abroad when we can have it here at home?

The Rights to Drive and Own Pets

Well, the truth of the matter is out. Americans don’t really know the Bill of Rights (I’d hate to see a survey of what people know of the rest of the Constitution, yet at the same time, it’d be pretty funny probably.) The most quoted part you’ll probably hear follows:

And while more than one in five (22 percent) Americans can name all five of the fictional Simpsons family members – Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie – just one in 1,000 people surveyed (.1 percent) were able to name all five freedoms granted under the First Amendment.

Apparently, some people think we have a right to drive (before you try to excuse them by saying they had carriages back then, I’m going to guess that most of those surveyed weren’t thinking about them) and a right to own pets. Good times.

Well, you can try to rationalize it–They list five rights in the first amendment: Religion, Speech, Assembly, Press, and Petition. Petition, obviously being the least named, is often thought of as part of assembly, whether right or not. So maybe four for some people. But, really, they didn’t include one the establishment clause–which, while not a right in the sense that free exercise is, is a right in terms that it is a guarantee that the government will not establish a religion. Kinda important.

So what does all this mean? Simply put, our education system needs more than one semester of government class. We need more education about America in order to cultivate a sense of civic responsibility and promote intelligent public discourse. It’s no wonder that it’s in such a poor state right now, but there’s a lot we can–and truly ought–to be doing. Hopefully, somebody will get the idea from this survey.

“Bush Lets U.S. Spy on Callers Without Courts”

Thus the headline from the article in the New York Times. Apparently, the Administration has given the NSA the power to conduct warrantless wiretaps on, among others, American citizens on American soil. According to the article, they still need a warrant for calls between two American points, but international calls–by anyone in America–can be monitored.

Indeed, publication of this article has apparently been delayed for a year, which is almost staggering to think about. It almost makes one wonder about the publication date in juxtaposition with the 2004 election–ironically, officials in the article at the NSA were afraid that, because of the potential illegality of the procedures, if John Kerry were elected President that there could be investigations. But, of course, I’m not as willing to grant the possibility of conspiracy as others, though the appearance to those more liberal with that type of theory could be manifest. The ability for the executive to do all in its (constitutional) power to defend against enemies ought to be exercised to the fullest extent, but there ought to be limits to powers against American citizens, and where there are, they certainly ought to be followed.

“Justice Department lawyers disclosed their thinking on the issue of warrantless wiretaps in national security cases in a little-noticed brief in an unrelated court case. In that 2002 brief, the government said that ‘the Constitution vests in the President inherent authority to conduct warrantless intelligence surveillance (electronic or otherwise) of foreign powers or their agents, and Congress cannot by statute extinguish that constitutional authority.’” If that doesn’t fall under “judicial activism,” I don’t know what does.

More tales from batshit crazy land

Sarah Mayberry has gone of the deep end and is now trying to take everyone else down with her. When will the Times Delphic decide to fire her ass…or at least make her the humor columnist instead of the Republican one. You can find her column from earlier this week in the extended entry. Like last time, pick out your favorite quote and just laugh and laugh at her.

And I hear she appreciates being called the Ann Coulter of college journalism. That’s pretty fucked up.
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To Put Things in Perspective…

This isn’t political, but one could say it is as ridiculous as a public official accepting “a Rolls-Royce, two 19th-century French commodes, four armoires, a wooden sideboard with turned wooden spindles, three nightstands, a necklace, a laser shooting simulator and $15,000 worth of Oriental carpets (described in court documents as ‘one Indo Herati, one Karaja, one Indo Keshan and two Cino Kerman rugs’),” as some congressmen are wont to do (I won’t name names…).

Anyway, some defense contractor reportedly paid approximately 10 million dollars–$10,000,000 if you like zeros–for her daughter’s Bat Mitzvah. Now, I had my own Bar Mitzvah, and I would have enjoyed nothing more than the most spectacular Bar Mitzvah ever. But ten million dollars? Where could the money have gone, you ask?

Well, you have 50 Cent performing, mind you. Also, Tom Petty and Aerosmith. Strange bedfellows indeed, especially for a party essentially for 13 year olds. But I digress. Also, there were goody-bags, filled with such time honored goodies as video iPods and digital cameras.

Now, think to yourself. Ten million smackers is a lot for a party. Now, lets look at all other noble, good things that money might have gone to. For example, I hear one dollar can buy four meals from one of the Greater Chicago Food Depository. Simple math tells us that means forty millions meals [That is, one meal] for forty million people. Or perhaps ten million for four million people. Or any number of variations. Arts in schools? That’s a worthy cause. building parks? You could!

Or, one Bat Mitzvah for three hundred already well off people.

I’m not saying money shouldn’t be spent, but I mean, jeez, that’s just a waste of money when you think of all the better uses those millions could’ve gone to. Just a thought.

Oh yeah, we’re real busy at the Capitol

In today’s addition of “40 Million Americans without Health Insurance and they’re doing WHAT?”, I give you the Speaker of the House:

“House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert has told federal officials that the lighted, decorated tree on the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol — known in recent years as the “Holiday Tree” — should be renamed the “Capitol Christmas Tree,” as it was called until the late 1990s.

The Capitol’s senior landscape architect confirmed the name switch yesterday for The Washington Times.

“It was known as the ‘Holiday Tree’ for several years and just recently was changed back to the ‘Capitol Christmas Tree.’ This was a directive from the speaker,” said Capitol architect Matthew Evans.

“The speaker believes a Christmas tree is a Christmas tree, and it is as simple as that,” said Ron Bonjean, spokesman for the Illinois Republican. “

Click the link to find out how even Jerry Falwell is involved.

You know, I was thinking about this whole tree issue thing and realizing there were reasoned arguments on both sides. Then I realized something else. I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS. Yet, for some reason, the Speaker feels the need to issue a “directive,” send the spokesman out, and generally raise hell. Aren’t these kinds of decisions to be left to people like the Capitol Architect?

How to become batshit crazy: A tale by Sarah Mayberry

Below the fold, you’ll find the full column of TD columnist and Drake College Republicans president Sarah Mayberry that led me to officially declare her “batshit crazy.” It is a distinction I give very few folks, so congratulations to Miss Mayberry.

In the comments, please highlight your favorite crazy quote of hers. This will be fun.

And if you’re curious as to where I got the text already typed up (and no, I didn’t do it myself), you’ll just have to remain curious. My source has asked for anonymity and I plan on keeping a pledge of anonymity until subpoenaed. Enjoy.
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Murtha a Coward? Not According to Marine

Well, evidently our friend, Jean Schmidt, lied (or at least grossly misquoted) the Marine that left her a message.

Evidently he never mentioned Rep. John Murtha, nor would he ever call another Marine a coward. Murtha, who served 37 years in the Marines and Marines Reserve, was basically called a “coward” in the statement Schmidt read.

Hm. Of course, I now remember who Jean Schmidt is–she’s the one who ran against Paul Hackett. How ironic is that. Well, as she wrote to Murtha in apology, she certainly has a lot to learn.

Need a good laugh?

What can I do, but offer?

Plugged In Online is a Christian media review site. Now, that’s not a “Christian Media” review site, but a Christian “Media review site.”

Like Green Day’s new album, American Idiot? Let’s see what Plugged In Online has to say in it’s summary of the review:

“American Idiot serves up the honest cynicism, angst and wry self-deprecation fans have come to expect, this time as a concept album. Without meaning to, its belligerent opposition to Christian faith helps to explain the band’s futility and emptiness. But that’s nowhere near reason enough for teens to tune in.”

Indeed. If only they were religious, it would’ve been a very happy album. Forget America’s problems–when you’ve got faith, they all go away.

But perhaps I’m being unnecessarily harsh. The site isn’t as bad as I make it out to be, honestly. Despite giving Beastie Boys crap for being liberals, they have this to say about Kanye West’s Late Registration:

“On “Touch the Sky” this recent Time cover boy remarks, “I’m trying to right my wrongs/But it’s funny these same wrongs helped me write this song.” That’s the problem with West’s music; he knows better but finds the wider road more lucrative. An inconsistent effort sure to baffle Christians drawn to his spiritual side.”

The reviews, especially in their summary, give one line describing the music make one think that whoever is writing these reviews knows a bit about music, though the closed-minded and the ultra-critical eye make the reviews better for a laugh than it’s actual intended purpose.

But maybe that’s a good thing.

WTF Moment of the Day

I’m too cheap to pay for TimesSelect. Honestly, college prohibits me from indulging in extravagances like that. Thankfully, part of my student fees go towards getting The Times in paper form on the weekdays, so I can read the columns that way.

That meant, unfortunately, that I had to read both Nick Kristof’s and John Tierney’s shitty articles on the Fitzgerald investigation and a bit about Judy Miller being a saint or something thanks to Tierney. Both articles elicited quite the WTF reaction out of me.

I thought seriously about responding to both, but Matt Yglesias and Tristero do a fine job. Oh, and read Gary Hart tell us (for like the eleventeen millionth time) that leaking a CIA noc’s name is a crime.

WTF Moment of the Day: How a FEMA employee spends his day

Well, lest you think that FEMA had truly failed Americans in its disaster preparedness, they have this rap for kids to set you straight. (RealAudio Required.)

No, I’m not kidding.

Please give it a listen and play it at your next rave, or, you know, something like that. It is days like these that make me wish I had a radio show.

Discovery of clip courtesy of Harry Shearer’s Le Show.

WTF Moment of the Day: Bush suspends minimum wage in recovery area

This is probably the most disgusting act I’ve ever seen. President Bush has signed an executive order eliminating the minimum wage in the recovery area in New Orleans, Louisiana, and parts of Mississippi and Alabama. All the details are here, thanks to Rob over at AMERICAblog.


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